A reader named Lulu asks:

How can I "wow!" my husband on our wedding night?

Mr. Sensitive Answers:

I normally do not answer any questions personally.  But I just received this bit of humor in the mail, and I thought that it might be useful to you.

How To Impress a Woman

> > Compliment her,
> > respect her,
> > honor her,
> > cuddle her,
> > kiss her,
> > caress her,
> > love her,
> > stroke her,
> > tease her,
> > comfort her,
> > protect her,
> > hug her,
> > hold her,
> > spend money on her,
> > wine and dine her,
> > buy things for her,
> > listen to her,
> > care for her,
> > stand by her,
> > support her,
> > hold her,
> > go to the ends of the Earth for her.

I completely disagree with you Mr. Sensitive.

I totally disagree, obviously Mr. Sensitive hasn't been wowed before!

How To Impress a Man

> > Show up naked.
> > Bring food.